Parfois, je regrette de ne pas avoir de collègues...

...pour pouvoir faire étalage de l'humour de bureau qui me correspond:

" Do you take comfort in cynicism? Are you fed up with all those self-helpaholics who have been sipping too much chicken soup? (...) This collection of affirmations gone wrong is the perfect cure for you! Flip through the book to find the meditation that best fits your particular paranoia, mood, or obsession and proudly display on your desk. It's time to release and nurture your inner martyr."

"Today I will nourish my inner martyr" - Sarah Wells & Ann Thornhill 

(13€ dans le Museumshop du Musée des Beaux Arts de Bruxelles)